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Don’t tell me long distance relationships don’t work out, because as far as I can see local relationships don’t work any better.

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i hate promises especially when people don’t keep them.

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I just want a boss ass girlfriend!

moneyymatt:

That I could play ball with 

We could play video games together

We can take sexy pics in our jays

Has a little freaky side

And at the end of the day we could just listen to music and swag the fuck out


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DJB': Pshh i dont need no "how to eat pussy for dumbies"

itsdylandjb:

You know when you bite into a really juicy piece of fruit, like a mango, and you have to purse your lips against it to make sure you catch all the drips of juice?

That’s exactly how to perform oral on a woman. Your whole mouth should embrace her. Over her clitoris and her labia, over the…

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