Don’t tell me long distance relationships don’t work out, because as far as I can see local relationships don’t work any better.
(Source: stfudarlenespeaks, via amandaley-deactivated20120221)
i hate promises especially when people don’t keep them.
(Source: rj110107, via denisetatiana-deactivated201111)
I just want a boss ass girlfriend!
That I could play ball with
We could play video games together
We can take sexy pics in our jays
Has a little freaky side
And at the end of the day we could just listen to music and swag the fuck out
(Source: rometheworld, via kiddprincemb)
DJB': Pshh i dont need no "how to eat pussy for dumbies"
You know when you bite into a really juicy piece of fruit, like a mango, and you have to purse your lips against it to make sure you catch all the drips of juice?
That’s exactly how to perform oral on a woman. Your whole mouth should embrace her. Over her clitoris and her labia, over the…
(Source: thee-yl)
